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She tried to draw cleavage once. The line was straight, and she left it.
She tried to draw cleavage once. The line was straight, and she left it.
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She called her chest a “theoretical construct.” I told her some of the best ideas in physics are.
She called her chest a “theoretical construct.” I told her some of the best ideas in physics are.
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It’s not that she’s flat. It’s just that her curves exist in non-Euclidean space.
It’s not that she’s flat. It’s just that her curves exist in non-Euclidean space.
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She once entered a wet t-shirt contest. The shirt stayed dry.
She once entered a wet t-shirt contest. The shirt stayed dry.
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The most uplifting thing about her chest is her self-esteem.
The most uplifting thing about her chest is her self-esteem.
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She wears tank tops, not because she wants to—but because she can.
She wears tank tops, not because she wants to—but because she can.
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Her figure’s like a physics problem: minimal assumptions, maximum precision.
Her figure’s like a physics problem: minimal assumptions, maximum precision.
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Some women need support. She needs…nothing. It’s honestly intimidating.
Some women need support. She needs…nothing. It’s honestly intimidating.
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She told me, “There’s less to hold.” I said, “Then I’ll hold on tighter.”
She told me, “There’s less to hold.” I said, “Then I’ll hold on tighter.”
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Her chest is like a scientific principle: invisible, but widely respected
Her chest is like a scientific principle: invisible, but widely respected
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You don’t judge a book by its cover — especially if it’s a pocket edition.
You don’t judge a book by its cover — especially if it’s a pocket edition.
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People said she was flat. I said, “She’s just early to the 22nd century.”
People said she was flat. I said, “She’s just early to the 22nd century.”
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She called her chest ‘low bandwidth.’ I said, “It’s not the signal strength, it’s the content.”
She called her chest ‘low bandwidth.’ I said, “It’s not the signal strength, it’s the content.”
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You don’t need mass to create attraction. Trust me, I’m a physicist.
You don’t need mass to create attraction. Trust me, I’m a physicist.
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She said, “Sorry I’m flat.” I said, “So is space-time until you put something heavy on it.”
She said, “Sorry I’m flat.” I said, “So is space-time until you put something heavy on it.”
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You can’t objectify what you can’t observe. That’s quantum feminism.
You can’t objectify what you can’t observe. That’s quantum feminism.
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Her chest has the elegance of a frictionless plane.
Her chest has the elegance of a frictionless plane.
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I once asked her for a curve. She handed me a spreadsheet.
I once asked her for a curve. She handed me a spreadsheet.
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When she runs, there’s no need for sports bras. Newton would be baffled.
When she runs, there’s no need for sports bras. Newton would be baffled.
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Her boobs are like quantum particles. You know they exist, but measuring them disturbs the system.
Her boobs are like quantum particles. You know they exist, but measuring them disturbs the system.
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Nature doesn’t make mistakes — it just sometimes uses less material with greater efficiency.
Nature doesn’t make mistakes — it just sometimes uses less material with greater efficiency.
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Her bra size? Let’s just say it’s somewhere between Planck length and a rounding error.
Her bra size? Let’s just say it’s somewhere between Planck length and a rounding error.
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She told me gravity didn’t affect her chest. I told her that’s technically a superpower.
She told me gravity didn’t affect her chest. I told her that’s technically a superpower.
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She said, “They’re small, but perfectly measurable.” I said, “That’s all physics ever asks for.”
She said, “They’re small, but perfectly measurable.” I said, “That’s all physics ever asks for.”
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On the hottest day of summer, a widow opens every window—and one shy neighbor’s imagination—until the curtains no longer matter.
On the hottest day of summer, a widow opens every window—and one shy neighbor’s imagination—until the curtains no longer matter.
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They called her a distraction in court. The jury was hung—and so, it was whispered, was the dress.
They called her a distraction in court. The jury was hung—and so, it was whispered, was the dress.
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When she sat at the poker table, men folded before the cards were dealt.
When she sat at the poker table, men folded before the cards were dealt.
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She had two prominent opinions and wore them boldly. Neither required a microphone.
She had two prominent opinions and wore them boldly. Neither required a microphone.
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A poet wrote a sonnet about her eyes. A novelist wrote three volumes about everything below.
A poet wrote a sonnet about her eyes. A novelist wrote three volumes about everything below.
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Miss Clarabelle didn’t believe in investments, but every man in town believed in her long-term assets.
Miss Clarabelle didn’t believe in investments, but every man in town believed in her long-term assets.
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The tailor said he needed more fabric. The priest said he needed more prayer. She said she just needed a better bra.
The tailor said he needed more fabric. The priest said he needed more prayer. She said she just needed a better bra.
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Men swore she had a heart of gold. Women suspected the weight she carried was more evenly distributed.
Men swore she had a heart of gold. Women suspected the weight she carried was more evenly distributed.
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She claimed her posture was terrible from reading too much. The town doctor blamed literature, but the town knew it was more about gravity.
She claimed her posture was terrible from reading too much. The town doctor blamed literature, but the town knew it was more about gravity.
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When Miss Lila entered the bank, withdrawals increased—though not necessarily from the vault.
When Miss Lila entered the bank, withdrawals increased—though not necessarily from the vault.
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She walked into the room like a question mark in a room full of exclamations. Everyone stood straighter. Especially the men.
She walked into the room like a question mark in a room full of exclamations. Everyone stood straighter. Especially the men.
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This girl’s been hiding a skeleton in her closet for too long. What came out of it you can see for yourself.
This girl’s been hiding a skeleton in her closet for too long. What came out of it you can see for yourself.
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Just a girl with a banana up her ass. Nothing more or less.
Just a girl with a banana up her ass. Nothing more or less.
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Nature’s Playground: A Tale of Outdoor Sex and Adventure
Nature’s Playground: A Tale of Outdoor Sex and Adventure
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Jesus Vs Cthulhu. The fight near by end of light. Only his brave saves us
Jesus Vs Cthulhu. The fight near by end of light. Only his brave saves us
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The Thrill of the Group: One Woman’s Experience with Non-Monogamy
The Thrill of the Group: Two Woman’s Experience with Non-Monogamy
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Beyond Monogamy: A Story of Empowerment and Pleasure
Beyond Monogamy: A Story of Empowerment and Pleasure
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They were studying for a physics exam. They got the highest score
They were studying for a physics exam. They got the highest score
