Call me Daddy, she said, pulling out a strap thicker than truth. I bent over a sink full of rainwater. Came when she said “You’re worthless.” Again when she said “You’re mine.”
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She licked my anus backwards — said the alphabet out of order, blew smoke rings into my asshole, alphabetized my trauma. Said, “You never came right, did you, baby?”
She licked my anus backwards — said the alphabet out of order, blew smoke rings into my asshole, alphabetized my trauma. Said, “You never came right, did you, baby?”
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She stood without shame, not in defiance, but because there was nothing to defy. The body was only a body — warm, brown skin under the merciless light of noon. The air was dry, still. Somewhere nearby, a radio whispered an old love song no one was listening to.
She stood without shame, not in defiance, but because there was nothing to defy. The body was only a body — warm, brown skin under the merciless light of noon. The air was dry, still. Somewhere nearby, a radio whispered an old love song no one was listening to.
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He had a praise kink.So I called him “a good little disappointment” and edged him for three hours while I filed my taxes.He said it was the best rejection he’s ever had.
He had a praise kink.So I called him “a good little disappointment” and edged him for three hours while I filed my taxes.He said it was the best rejection he’s ever had.
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He said, “Use me.”So I tied him to the radiator and read my ex’s love letters out loud.He came. I healed.
He said, “Use me.”So I tied him to the radiator and read my ex’s love letters out loud.He came. I healed.
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She told me to be honest. So I said, “You’re the second-best I’ve ever had.”Then made her beg to be the first.Now she calls me Sir in three languages.
She told me to be honest. So I said, “You’re the second-best I’ve ever had.”Then made her beg to be the first.Now she calls me Sir in three languages.
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He said, “Tell me something true.”I said, “You snore like a bear.”He laughed. I didn’t. We broke up.
He said, “Tell me something true.”I said, “You snore like a bear.”He laughed. I didn’t. We broke up.
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She asked me if I always flirt this well. I said no — only with bad ideas.
She asked me if I always flirt this well. I said no — only with bad ideas.
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She asked me to degrade her.So I called her my ex-wife’s name and made her pay for dinner.She came when I said “You’re just like her, only cheaper.”
She asked me to degrade her.So I called her my ex-wife’s name and made her pay for dinner.She came when I said “You’re just like her, only cheaper.”
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He told me I had beautiful eyes.I told him he had two minutes to impress me.He failed. I blinked and walked away.
He told me I had beautiful eyes.I told him he had two minutes to impress me.He failed. I blinked and walked away.
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She kissed me like it was a game.So I cheated — and lost on purpose.
She kissed me like it was a game.So I cheated — and lost on purpose.
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She wore nothing but heels and an attitude.Said, “Make me behave.”I cuffed her to the bed, read her receipts, and listed all the lies she told me.She came twice.
She wore nothing but heels and an attitude.Said, “Make me behave.”I cuffed her to the bed, read her receipts, and listed all the lies she told me.She came twice.
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He said, “Choke me.”I asked, “Physically or emotionally?”He moaned, “Both.”So I told him I was sleeping with his best friend.Then I tightened the grip.
He said, “Choke me.”I asked, “Physically or emotionally?”He moaned, “Both.”So I told him I was sleeping with his best friend.Then I tightened the grip.
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She said she liked it rough.So I told her the truth about her last three relationships.Then I bent her over and made her forget all of it.
She said she liked it rough.So I told her the truth about her last three relationships.Then I bent her over and made her forget all of it.
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He begged for punishment.So I made him call his ex and confess everything while I sat on his face.Justice has never been this wet.
He begged for punishment.So I made him call his ex and confess everything while I sat on his face.Justice has never been this wet.
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She asked me if I always flirt this well. I said no — only with bad ideas.
She asked me if I always flirt this well. I said no — only with bad ideas.
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He told me I had beautiful eyes.I told him he had two minutes to impress me.He failed. I blinked and walked away.
He told me I had beautiful eyes.I told him he had two minutes to impress me.He failed. I blinked and walked away.
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She kissed me like it was a game.So I cheated — and lost on purpose.
She kissed me like it was a game.So I cheated — and lost on purpose.
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We met in a bookstore. He quoted Byron, I swooned. He stole my wallet and annotated Pride & Prejudice with his number. I still called.
We met in a bookstore. He quoted Byron, I swooned. He stole my wallet and annotated Pride & Prejudice with his number. I still called.
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He offered me the window seat and a kiss.I took both and never looked back.
He offered me the window seat and a kiss.I took both and never looked back.
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She wore heels and heartbreak like matching earrings.I never stood a chance.
She wore heels and heartbreak like matching earrings.I never stood a chance.
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My husband sent flowers with a note: “To my only one.” The florist sent a second bouquet to “Veronica.” I’m allergic to lilies. Veronica, I hope you like lawyers.
My husband sent flowers with a note: “To my only one.” The florist sent a second bouquet to “Veronica.”
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She said she wasn’t looking for anything serious. I said, “Then we’ll get along famously.”
She said she wasn’t looking for anything serious. I said, “Then we’ll get along famously.”
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He smelled like leather and bad decisions.I had no intention of making good ones.
He smelled like leather and bad decisions.I had no intention of making good ones.
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She asked if I had a map. I said, “Why?” She said, “Because I’m lost in your nonsense.”
She asked if I had a map. I said, “Why?” She said, “Because I’m lost in your nonsense.”
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She bent over, cheeks spread, dripping and desperate. “Fill me or shut up,” she snapped. I filled her until she screamed my name into the mattress — and then said it again through gritted teeth as she squirted all over my stomach.
She bent over, cheeks spread, dripping and desperate. “Fill me or shut up,” she snapped. I filled her until she screamed my name into the mattress — and then said it again through gritted teeth as she squirted all over my stomach.
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He told me I’d ruin him. I told him I charge extra for that.
He told me I’d ruin him. I told him I charge extra for that.
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She asked if I was loyal. I asked if she was interesting.
She asked if I was loyal. I asked if she was interesting.
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He wanted poetry. I gave him limericks and lipstick on the mirror.
He wanted poetry. I gave him limericks and lipstick on the mirror.
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She tied me down and rode me until I begged to cum. “Not yet,” she smirked. Then came twice on my cock and left me throbbing — ruined, leaking, and still begging.
She tied me down and rode me until I begged to cum. “Not yet,” she smirked. Then came twice on my cock and left me throbbing — ruined, leaking, and still begging.
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He asked what I was doing Friday. I said, “Probably forgiving myself.”
He asked what I was doing Friday. I said, “Probably forgiving myself.”
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She said I was unforgettable. Google says she’s married now.
She said I was unforgettable. Google says she’s married now.
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She begged for my fingers while my tongue was already buried in her. “Stretch me out,” she gasped. Three fingers deep and shaking like a sinner, she came so hard she bit my shoulder.
She begged for my fingers while my tongue was already buried in her. “Stretch me out,” she gasped. Three fingers deep and shaking like a sinner, she came so hard she bit my shoulder.
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He said he loved jazz and sin.I played saxophone and stole his roommate.
He said he loved jazz and sin.I played saxophone and stole his roommate.
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She wore pearls and lied sweet.I smiled and picked her pocket.
She wore pearls and lied sweet.I smiled and picked her pocket.
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He promised breakfast.I woke up to eggs, lies, and a voicemail from “Carla.”
He promised breakfast.I woke up to eggs, lies, and a voicemail from “Carla.”
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She said she liked honest men.I said I was a novelist.
She said she liked honest men.I said I was a novelist.
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She wrapped her lips around me, slow and filthy, eyes locked on mine while her tongue did unspeakable things. I warned her. She swallowed anyway — every drop, every moan, every sin.
She wrapped her lips around me, slow and filthy, eyes locked on mine while her tongue did unspeakable things. I warned her. She swallowed anyway — every drop, every moan, every sin.
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He whispered, “You feel like danger.”I whispered, “So does falling.”
He whispered, “You feel like danger.”I whispered, “So does falling.”
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She said I was the reason she wrote poetry.I said she was the reason I delete texts.
She said I was the reason she wrote poetry.I said she was the reason I delete texts.
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He texted “miss you.”I replied “Who dis?”He sent a photo.I sent back a heart — with teeth.
He texted “miss you.”I replied “Who dis?”He sent a photo.I sent back a heart — with teeth.
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She sipped gin like it told her secrets. I poured more — I liked being undressed by metaphors.
She sipped gin like it told her secrets. I poured more — I liked being undressed by metaphors.
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She sat on my face like it was her throne. No hesitation, no mercy. Dripping, grinding, choking on pleasure. When she finally came, my beard was soaked, my ego baptized.
She sat on my face like it was her throne. No hesitation, no mercy. Dripping, grinding, choking on pleasure. When she finally came, my beard was soaked, my ego baptized.
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He said I was unforgettable. Then forgot my birthday. So I sent his new girlfriend a playlist titled “Oops.”
He said I was unforgettable. Then forgot my birthday. So I sent his new girlfriend a playlist titled “Oops.”
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She called me an adventure. I called her a lesson. We were both exhausted by morning.
She called me an adventure. I called her a lesson. We were both exhausted by morning.
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He said, “Take a chance on me.” I said, “Only if I’m betting against myself.”
He said, “Take a chance on me.” I said, “Only if I’m betting against myself.”
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She squirted across my chest, then dragged her wet pussy up to my face. “Clean it,” she whispered. I didn’t stop until she came again — shaking, gasping, cursing God and thanking me in the same breath.
She squirted across my chest, then dragged her wet pussy up to my face. “Clean it,” she whispered. I didn’t stop until she came again — shaking, gasping, cursing God and thanking me in the same breath.
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She danced like a promise. I tipped like a confession. We left the club as lovers, and the cab as strangers.
She danced like a promise. I tipped like a confession. We left the club as lovers, and the cab as strangers.
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He said, “You don’t kiss like a stranger.” I said, “You don’t lie like a married man.”
He said, “You don’t kiss like a stranger.” I said, “You don’t lie like a married man.”